He said if he ran in those shoes, they’d fall off.
I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…
then this shit.
you are lying to me if you said that you didnt sing this in your head
I’ll never get tired of bad lip reading. I’m still wondering how their mouths are forming these words.
Bad Lip Reading is the greatest thing.
"Hey, tuna flavour."“Do something fruity.”
They can’t touch us, or what we have.
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
very fucking punny you shits
with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.
Why do you keep saying that?!
Heteronormativity in action.
Hard to believe he is now captain america.
this and Hagrid’s mom and dad are the most important questions
Fangirl challenge | [5/15] pairings
"Strong like an Amazon."
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
#adulting. I love it